Just plain old H20 with a lot of marketing gibberish.

…yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/l fl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.

I’m so happy for you, and I mean that in all honesty. Gave me a lil’ kick to stay motivated, and I needed that right now. Thank you.