i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

it was just one guy who was like

 for num in range(3000000):

  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes

from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”

hang on let me check my frog folder

i have 684 frogs in my frog folder

neil “the grass” tyson

know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong

So tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea

elon being funny? gotta be fake

it’s doable. make a bar that plays music but everyone has to listen to it with headphones. so if you wanna chat you just lower the volume. you’d pay extra for the headphones, but imo it’s worth it. i’d love to be able to hear what people are saying and not have to scream at someone just so they can hear me

I have a feeling that all the OpenAI employees switch to Claude once they leave work

i sensed this post coming, that’s why i got a tall glass of water before reading it

one thing i’ve learned about brain damage is that it’s not all bad. i got a traumatic brain injury three years ago and it actually made me more normal. it even got rid of my alcohol cravings for me.