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“Mmm, I should buy some Nikes”

tips hat

Hitler, take the wheel!

Just pattern recognition in the end, and extrapolating from that sample size.

Miss American pie

Dare me to drive?

Strongly worded letter coming up

Man, that was worth the wait!

Ah, a Cleveland Steamer afficionado

Except for the last 0.05 seconds before the crash where the human was put in control. Therefore, the human caused the crash.

complexity of compliance

Membership status = cancelled. How complex is that? Any payment provider that offers subscriptions, has a way to cancel that subscription (Stripe, WooCommerce, Shopify etc.). If they don’t have time to update their code to call the cancel functionality, then they could literally make the “cancel subscription” button send an email to the ops team, and they manually cancel.

The colors are highly saturated. It wouldn’t look like that in real life.

Get yourself a RIMjob and help bring them back

14k likes?? Do high schools have 14k students?

20 years ago, as well

Thank You for Posting (2025)

You don’t need a million dollars to do that.

How dare you question? Off to El Salvador.