Yes, true. But at least I don’t have to slather chemicals onto my skin to avoid the nuclear hellfire in the sky giving me cancer. I know cold ain’t exactly like happy fun times. But I prefer it over heat absolutely.

In six months I’m gonna be so happy that the days are 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp, and cool. Summers last like 6 months here and August is the hottest month. Will be wonderful to go outside without the sun trying to murder me.

Moon is tidally locked to the earth. So its day length is the same as it’s orbit. That’s 29.5 earth days which (using the logic you supplied) means that a lunar hour is approx 1.23 earth days.