Ohhh, right. Man, I’m a terrible Millennial.

Bacon will forever remain epic, even if it is slowly killing me.

This might be the dumbest meme I’ve ever seen. I like it.

Oh man, I couldn’t live without DnD. Putting aside emergencies, it’d drive me nuts just receiving various notifications throughout the night without DnD on.

My phone is set such that if there is a true emergency, my phone will allow a call through on the third attempt. Only ever needed to be used once when my father passed in the middle of the night.

Anything but the metric system.

I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change.

I see AI I downvote

If nothing else we know this project will piss off Elon and that’s always a plus.

Very smart. You should teach a class on this stuff.

Lmao, no. Dude’s a terrible person from the inside out. I’m not pulling punches on one of the most harmful men in world politics because some snowflake on Lemmy told me to.

Unless you’re being facetious with the slapped ass comment… I can’t quite tell, lol.

Christ, that is one ugly man.

Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?

Hal’s roller skating dance routine for Malcolm lives rent-free in my head.

Guys I’m concerned about Lisa

As a man with IBS I’m struggling here

Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.

Trick question, he’s in the Trojan Horse.

I also have a two-for-one deal.

Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.