At least on Lemmy we have the rodent mascot

Sumo guys attack and maneuver really fast too. It’s just when they hit the open field, the football dudes are going to have a much faster 40m time.

This is literally the point of an offensive line already, you think those boys can’t sumo wrestle?

Pretty sure the Leftist there would agree

Hope you like making paperclips while Clippy watches you and ratchets up your productivity expectations, buddy.

~also a joke, but an AI with surveillance capabilities has the potential to be a really annoying boss. See Amazon drivers that aren’t allowed to wipe their brow while they drive or take a pee break~

The King’s Peach type shit

Mazel tov!

Yo! Me too! #FapFoop

Barely not real, it’s a paraphrase of his recent Truth post. but yeah he didn’t tweet this

This would be perfect if it had “throwing ass” as one of the positives

Plus you can have a book club and talk to your kids about something they’re excited about!

Yogurt