Larry is being sarcastic.

Apple’s odometers are fine.

Plot twist: this is just a reversed video of a bear backing up and knocking over a cone.

Good bot

Most LLMs support this. You just have to enable Jive mode.

But what is the word for “knowing what the user wants, blatantly ignoring it and imposing the companies will anyway”?

Enshittification

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

“We need to cut down the insane cycle of churning through personal electronics”

Translation: We need to slow down the pace of innovation!