No, you’re supposed to rip the button out of the wall and push it towards the exit

Yeah, the problem was not the original copyright law which gave incentive for coming up with new ideas by giving you rights to that idea for long enough that you can be profitable, the problem is that it’s been extended to the point that the people who came up with the idea are long dead and it’s still under copyright for massive corporations.

Just a heads up that you probably “agreed” to binding arbitration…

https://techcrunch.com/2024/03/05/roku-disables-tvs-and-streaming-devices-until-users-consent-to-forced-arbitration/

Based on the font of “Company Policies” and the fact that it’s an embossed metal (or shiny plastic) sign, I’m gonna assume this is a gag decoration. However, I wouldn’t be surprised about a company using this as inspiration…

*titatoni

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Musk was blackmailing him, he could release Trump’s twitter dms at any time

Is this a banksy? I’ll see myself out…

Then you realize that’s your bathroom and you never had a tinder date…

If that helps curb the chance of nuclear apocalypse I’d take solar flare stone age apocalypse. Would still suck, but in a different way.

“They were after his charms, but I sucked them up first”

The same thing that stops them from pooping in the sinks, absolutely nothing…

The only real problem is the skewed background, but that could be explained by bad photoshop

I’m from South Jersey, not sure who is keeping the Olive Gardens open but it’s not me. I don’t know what you’re looking for, but it’s a nice state for the most part, but I’ll admit I’m biased. I think most of the shit is because New York and Philadelphia have us sandwiched in between them and they’re very vocal cities with a lot of pride in themselves so we’re the easy punching bag. Just don’t force us to pump our own gas and there won’t be any problems!

I’d just rip off the “thanks” part and wait…

I’d ask for the salary from the time I was unemployed up front and a contract that guarantees my job on a yearly basis. Elon would never admit to caving to demands, but his yes-men in hiring would never tell him anyway.

– Dr. NeverSneezer Scrooge

Nerdfighteria sites their sources.

My Duolingo addiction is finally validated! I knew it wasn’t just a weird fetish for culo de búho!

I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!

The fabled MegaSD card

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!