Works better to tell them you’re embarrassed, or “embarazado” en español 😉

Yeah, even if you’re lonely, talking to a chatbot is not the same as talking to a friend. A friend will call me stupid if I’m being stupid or talk about their own interests or experiences that might not align with mine too. Chatbots just feel hollow and the praise it gives rings even less sincere because of it. Seeing it as a companion is a form of purposeful self isolation I don’t understand.

I mean… I’m all for criticizing government surveillance, but flight records are public data so you’re both right and should take it up a notch to say they already know what you ate on the plane to make your point…

While they were basket weaving, Jesus took egg, said the blessing, colored it, and giving it to his rabbits said, “Take and hide; this is my chocolate.”

Technically there’s no way to know if they hide their identity and use a voice changer, but I was mainly joking

False, child labor is illegal

If Lego costs an arm and a leg, and you use them to replace your leg… Imma need to see the upper half of this photo to confirm a hypothesis.

No, you’re supposed to rip the button out of the wall and push it towards the exit

Yeah, the problem was not the original copyright law which gave incentive for coming up with new ideas by giving you rights to that idea for long enough that you can be profitable, the problem is that it’s been extended to the point that the people who came up with the idea are long dead and it’s still under copyright for massive corporations.

Just a heads up that you probably “agreed” to binding arbitration…

https://techcrunch.com/2024/03/05/roku-disables-tvs-and-streaming-devices-until-users-consent-to-forced-arbitration/

Based on the font of “Company Policies” and the fact that it’s an embossed metal (or shiny plastic) sign, I’m gonna assume this is a gag decoration. However, I wouldn’t be surprised about a company using this as inspiration…

*titatoni

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Musk was blackmailing him, he could release Trump’s twitter dms at any time

Is this a banksy? I’ll see myself out…

Then you realize that’s your bathroom and you never had a tinder date…

If that helps curb the chance of nuclear apocalypse I’d take solar flare stone age apocalypse. Would still suck, but in a different way.

“They were after his charms, but I sucked them up first”

The same thing that stops them from pooping in the sinks, absolutely nothing…

The only real problem is the skewed background, but that could be explained by bad photoshop

I’m from South Jersey, not sure who is keeping the Olive Gardens open but it’s not me. I don’t know what you’re looking for, but it’s a nice state for the most part, but I’ll admit I’m biased. I think most of the shit is because New York and Philadelphia have us sandwiched in between them and they’re very vocal cities with a lot of pride in themselves so we’re the easy punching bag. Just don’t force us to pump our own gas and there won’t be any problems!