Just cobwebs. They’re delicious.

“Maybe go fuck yourself.”

Will do, thanks!

I don’t get it. Don’t we all eat churros like this?

I actually read this story. She thought it was water so she didn’t drink at school intentionally. If she were a drunk I highly doubt she would have vomited after one chug. Even if gin does taste like pine shit.

Alcohol has never made anyone less annoying.

Trends are cyclical

Late Stage Capitalism is pervasive and insidious