Thank you for your service. 🫡

Crash Bandicoot is my favorite Sonic character.

Just watched this a bit ago. Very good video.

Oh wow. No shit. Anyway!

Good night, sweet prince.

Alternatively

Several minutes of randomly pitched screeches

Used to be that every village had its idiot. The Internet gave the idiots their own village.

Gummyius. If not this, then I’ll take Sausageius.

Basically yes.

This is so dumb. Perfect for this place. 5/7 perfect shitpost.

…he had a dream about fucking his grandma didn’t he?

Damn he played that so straight. I’m really good at saying silly shit with a straight face but I don’t think I could’ve gotten through that without cracking.

I love this video so much. I’ve watched it like thirty times and I giggle at the lost look at the crowd he does. It’s so good.

Cheers bros. Here’s hoping this is all a collective coma we simultaneously fell into following some awful but not life threatening accident and we wake up soon.

My wife’s a tard. She’s a pilot.

Makes sense.

This is a George Carlin idea. He once proposed walling off four US states, turning them into giant prisons, and dropping all the criminals with no hope of rehabilitation in, pumping them full of all the illicit drugs seized by the CIA and other organizations, and letting them fuck and fight until they drop, and then whoever’s left?

Shoot them in the fuckin’ head!

Put it all on pay-per-view and you got yourself a giant money-printing event.

It was an extremely over-the-top silly idea, but I think we can draw some inspiration from it for this, in spite of its inhumanity, y’know?

Hey I’d crowdfund that.

Best we can do is arresting people actively helping those few who are firefighting.

But there are 1440p monitors.