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Add some drugs.

Virgin milkshakes always disappoint me these days. Weed candies can be shockingly close in flavor. Acid tastes like nothing. Mushrooms… Well mushrooms are just always gonna taste like shit but they can go in chocolate.

Such a good kitty!

Everybody. Why’s that matter?

Use a clarifying shampoo. Will help.

Also try just setting stuff on fire. But never stuff they want to be on fire. Like their hair and stuff.

This is a majestically terrible cat! A+

you were right

The greatest sin of all. You find the tree, I’ll buy the rope.

Also proclaim your hate for the tjings they hold dear in ways that dont just say ‘I’m an asshole’ but, like, unsettle them. Like in a ‘blindsight’ sort of way.

I have this whole lecture I give about how dogs are ‘the fantasy of slavers and abusers raped and eugenics’d into living breathing flesh. A slave that can’t not love you, that can’t not be loyal, that can’t not be lesser than you.’ that totally undercuts their enjoyment of the thing and values around it.

Especially go after identity stuff this way.

Getting your gf a vibrator is adorable.

Okay. Tell people they’re wrong. Bonus points if they can’t give an intelligent rebuttal.

Try to control narratives and undermine the ones where others can be virtuous.

Be sanctimonious.

Do not compromise. This one’s extra good if you actually believe in things, and your obstinance is rooted in virtue.

Don’t just go after proximal causes; attack the bones of the ideas and systems people rely on. They fucking hate that.

Dont be legible. Make people feel like assholes when they talk about you.

Be kinda gross.

Do something annoying. A noise, a twitch; whatever.

Dont fit.

Find things people would hate that they can’t call out or describe without undermining their professed morality. Do them.

On how to be actively unpleasant? Yes. This isn’t about not people pleasing; its about actively doing the opposite. Look at my comment history if you don’t believe me–then tell me honestly you don’t want to punch me in the face. Do you want them?

So arrogance AND cowardice?

I’m here if you need lessons.

Not saying nothing. It’s a fantasy/scifi setting where materialism is almost certainly wrong and the pneuma (Kinda. Mostly.) is not only real but a place you can go and fuck around with.

Like “what if the Nazis won world war 2 and movies were multiverse fuckery magic” or “what if we brought dinosaurs back for a theme park”. It’s explaining lore if the setting and why a magic Bakelite telephone that makes you levitate or whatever is a cohesive part of the setting and thread you can follow and not just random bullshit, some of the logic of some of the mysteries and puzzles in the game(s), etc.

Only piracy will keep you from being complicit.

Guess we’re at that point aren’t we.

And I’m saying its perfectly reasonable.

Sympathy for lady vengeance.

He teaches her about the joys of baking. She teaches him about the healing power of revenge.

R… You… at least read OP please

Complaining tells yhe company this isn’t popular. Complaining while talking about alternatives is helping others towards doing something, and giving the idea that it will be a net negativeove for their hegemony,even if you don’t do shit.