Well yeah but pugs are going to need like 3 or 4 packs to cover all their nipples.

Or swing it open really hard once or twice to put a dent in the wall where the knob contacts so there’s a little more clearance.

It’s like pterodactyl though, the P is silent.

Idk about blowing up but I’ve definitely seen multiple videos where someone throws it and the rag comes out and shoots a flaming stream of liquid backwards at the thrower.

That sounds like the plot to an American Dad episode.

Have we considered this may be the only time it’s actually justifiable to have real people controlling the “AI”. Like instead of an underpaid tech worker from the global south answering coding questions, we get therapists to pretend to be AI so men will actually talk to them.