Send your wife

I will have you know that my lips are moist and supple.

I can’t seem to get rid of my last one. Sentimental, I suppose.

It hasn’t even been a full quarter but I try not to micromanage at all, I went with what my mom’s guy suggested.

“greater fool” theory. Just gotta get out and leave someone else holding the bag. Easy to see with crypto rugpulls.

I offshored about half of my holdings, maybe Europe won’t go down with the ship.

Planner wasn’t happy the money left her firm but I got a real, “I get it” vibe. It did cost me some value in fees but I managed to do it right before I hurt my back and can’t work so what’s done is done.

USMC tanker?

I just… uh.

lol, squeeze ur butt 2 keep blud in ur hed.

Sounds stupid but this person is correct.

I can’t get these people to use Signal instead of SMS.

But nothing internet dependent will turn a phone into a radio. We are in places where even 4G doesn’t reach sometimes and if there was a Motorola repeater onsite it’d be great. I’ve got our company trying it out and the SL300 has been a game changer for our communication on site.

Money, I think. Motorola radio communication isn’t very cheap.

Yeah, I can’t speak a lick of Spanish although I’m starting to understand it a little. Translation apps are a life saver.

edit: oh, wait: VAMOS A LA CANTINA!

Construction workers, for sure. I miss PTT from NEXTEL (Motorola radio built into the phone) that shit was awesome.

I thought they just called it the oboe

Holy shit they have to go WAAAAAY out there to make sure everyone understands it’s satire now.

I want off Mr. Toad’s wild ride. I’m still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I’m having in a hospital somewhere.

The shitters upstairs are always the worst ones on the jobsites, and when they have to sling them up and down like this it’s even worse than “shitter elevator day” shitters.

I mean, think about it. 10 persons for one week for one shitter. Typically that boundary is stretched. Those weeks where the crane got delayed for whatever reason? Those shitters didn’t get serviced.

Crane rigged shitters are the worst shitters. Thanks for coming to my talk.

lol, newuser actually typed that?

Easiest way to not have “homo stuff shuv’d down m’throat” is to keep your mouth shut.

but boy he sure was helping to stir up the environment that causes violence.

As in, he was doing that exact thing in the seconds before he was killed. It’s not ironic, but it is symbolic.

Yeah, that’s not a good place to get shot. AP news said he, “grabbed up with his right hand to his left shoulder” or some shit but that dude is unconscious immediately. Just that old “fencer’s response” Prolly gonna die.

I don’t use outlook, I use fucking mutt

lol, I love making proprietary software users mad.