Such law need to clearly define what development towards ASI actually entails. An easy workaround is to just play along with the narrative that LLM is a hopeless dead end and can’t possibly bring us closer to ASI.

One is thinking about the sky. The other is thinking about the ground.

I know! Let’s divert energy and resources to torture. That will maximize the benefit of humanity.

• Some brilliant CEO mind

When the Christian friend convinces you into religion, but it turns out God hates belief in false gods more than non-belief (you picked the wrong religion).

MAGA will somehow blame Barack HUSSEIN Obama for all of this.

When I yell at my students, but I know ChatGPT would’ve responded with ”you’re right to push back…”

Scientists hate this one trick

The shareholders likely would want an explanation.

IRS wouldn’t be too happy about the cryptocurrency stuff either.

That’s a massive legal risk. I don’t think it’s them.

Flooding the earth was the best he could come up with? He’s supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. He could’ve worked something out without resorting to genocide.

God: is all loving

Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood

”God works in mysterious ways ”

Humans are horny

Peak capitalism: pay just to see an ad.

The elevator must be happy

Which other platform should Kurzgesagt and all their 25M subscribers move to instead?

why would you ever go to a coffee shop for that?

Sometimes I meet friends at coffee shops

As a ”Just coffee, black” guy, I’ve never had this problem in any coffee shop ever

She’s also thinking about those tits

I think next DCU movie should just be Krypto. That’s Avatar levels of money.