Wrong com c/theonion

this is going to cause so much data loss…

Kids shouldn’t have access to phones

~ kid who grew up having access to a phone

“A fine price to pay for freedom!”

~ people who don’t know what freedom is, probably

How the fuck does anyone even buy one of these

No

i don’t know, but he is orange, we must call him orange instead

You’re right! That little fentanyl will surely fuck you up, better get a bigger one, won’t make you feel that bad

same

well, now you me

i don’t think anyone takes a place called “Biscay” seriously

sorry mate, but this is no real beach

What? all the New Zealanders i have talked to were very polite and understanding…

i don’t know what you’re talking about

😠

I hope you find great success in your self-discovery journey

The Portuguese media has gotten to your brain, your contributions to the free thinking world will be remembered fondly, old friend 😔✊

if there was more Brazilians in Italy i guarantee to you that very ball shaped island would no longer be nowhere near that very boot shaped piece of land

Worry not Slovenian friend, i have not forgotten about your amazing country and have made a special map just for you!

they got some very hot ice over there don’t they?