Get job inspecting deluge systems I guarantee you you’ll be getting wet at least once a week

That’s Oklahoma and everyone in Texas hates it. Anyone who says otherwise is an escaped Oklahoman and the authorities need to be alerted so they can be returned to their isolation

Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!

Im in the same boat, I’ll either move to some cracked version of windows without the recall bs, or more likely some linux distro.