I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.

Tangelo

I hope all rich people are in a helicopter at that time.

I’m ready for it.

From whom?

What if his parents adopted a hyena or a large house cat?

Thanks for klearing that up…

I know it’s just a fable meant to teach a lesson but my autistic ass always thinks that should’ve been the one place he had significant protection.

Not enough. These drops in the bucket punishments are less than a slap on the wrist for such a company.

I think that if you drink a bunch of it fast enough, you’ll definitely blue screen.

Quaaludes

That is so dumb. How would such a small group have that much pull? It seems like gooners would vastly outnumber them.

Sikibidi?

Yep. Only pissed it didn’t happen sooner.

*lube

I guess that would work if you had a very concrete interpretation of his words and ignored his intent.

Kate Trim or Kate Shape works too.

Certainly not worth fighting for.

Don’t animate my bones, bro.

Is there a requirement that there needs to be 13 skeletons readily available? Also, does it work on fossilized remains?