My partner and I are both feminists, but I still take care of the big spiders.

My favorite thing about the whole myth about people in southern Italy regularly living to be over 100 is that it’s actually just pension fraud.

:3

You can run on for a long time

I actually didn’t know that, fuck our species

Oh sorry, I’m biased against huskies in general. I think they’re all assholes.

Fuckin stolen valor asshole dog

I think it was hinted at in the lotr books that there could be more.

Bobcat goldthwait

Chat, j’ai pété

ah, another man of culture, i see.

the AIs will just start their own circle jerks

the web will die.

Good. Hopefully the advertisers will realize that it’s not profitable to advertise online anymore, and then we’ll be left the hell alone.

i’d just like to interject for a moment, what you’re calling linux/communism is actually gnu/linux/communism. or something. idk, i really don’t want to see walls of text by richard stallman here.

do you really need the threat of butthole bugs to wear a butt plug though?

as a member of the letter gang, can we just call ourselves the letter gang and be done with it?

Hey, I’m in this meme!

That’s a nipple in the middle.

How can you expect a horse-person to take decent pictures? They don’t even have hands. Racist.