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they have cool hair and did their eye makeup pretty cool

OMG DON’T DO IT krooklochurm!!!

he had a good laugh and said he came out first so he’s the expected one, his brother is the

oh shit what just happened?

oh shit, I work with a guy who’s a twin. this is going to be a fun question

my niece is a career nanny and she’s told me so stories but this person is totally unhinged

🎶 IF

I

wood

COULD

YOU? 🎶

just remind him

The only card I need is the ace of spades

THE ACE OF SPADES!!!

Shortly after this picture was taken, the subject was quoted as saying

I think you have mistaken me for someone who builds a dam

word salad

I think you’re right!

I didn’t realize that Yoko had a daughter

could be that someone has the night sweats something fierce

when I was on antianxiety pills, I’d get the night sweats so bad, I would wake up drenched and my side of the bed would be soaked

I thought about sleeping on a towel a couple times

i see the duck (lower right hand corner)

but my question now is… is that dude eating her ass?

while that is true, it is also true that a majority of boomers I know are worth this feeling of contempt and loathing

it was foot ball because it was a ball game played on your feet. Rugby was foot ball you played with your hands and Association foot ball was kicked. People called it soccer before it was formally called football (without the space)

https://www.britannica.com/story/why-do-some-people-call-football-soccer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_(word)

The word “soccer” originated as an Oxford “-er” slang abbreviation of “association”, and is credited to late nineteenth century English footballer, Charles Wreford-Brown.[8] It has been speculated that both this story and the William Webb Ellis rugby story are apocryphal, however this appears to be a revision of history as the English term “soccer” fell out of favour while England differentiated their language from America’s (where the term soccer had become widely used) English in the 20th century due to growing American popularity.[9] “Socker” with a k appeared in print at least as early as 1889.[10] The New York Times, published in 1905: “It was a fad at Oxford and Cambridge to use ‘er’ at the end of many words, such as foot-er, sport-er, and as Association did not take an ‘er’ easily, it was, and is, sometimes spoken of as Soccer.”[11] There is also the sometimes-heard variation, “soccer football”.[12]

dude, just look it up

it’s fact. the upper class didn’t want to play soccer because the lower class were playing it so they called it football

it was called soccer before it was called football in England

you will never get Americans to not call the ball a football and a soccer ball

bold statement

needs a yellow stream at the bottom, a blinking one that is only attached on the one end, so it moves about when the wind blows