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Meth and coke? Good luck with that ejaculation

DMT springs to mind.

It’s a dalek?

We don’t mix toys.

They weren’t doing much for me anyway

Crystal meth cured my autism

The answer is [INSERT LOCAL CURRENCY HERE].

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I was formidable then, but so much so that none dare talk to me about what appears as indifference to them now.

This line hit hard.

But silence reminds me of the impending actual and factual and imminent terror and doom about to strike us all!

But that takes braaaaaaaainnnnnn :(

Masturbation. I’m serious.

In GTA1, this is the button you would press to get in/hijack a car. You could also press and hold down one of the arrow keys to do the “spin around” maneuver, whereby you would quicker get into the car. It was a sort of “hack”.

I don’t want this.

Into the arms of the one or two competitors they have? We are living in a time of virtual monopoly, everything they warned us about with communism has come to pass- we are going to see bread lines before long. Government and industry is perfectly intermingled, there is nowhere else to go, the free market was always a complete and blatant lie, no matter where you turn, you will only be propping up the system stomping your face.

I mean, we are about to hit a tipping point where there will be enough poor, unfed masses to rise up and tear down this disgusting charade of a society. We have been running on fumes for so long, I can’t even believe modern civilization is still standing.

This is great news for the army recruitment of desperate people who will fight this unjust system of modern slavery and tear down the oligarchy!

We are all about to starve and fight.

If laws don’t apply for the rich, get fucked, they don’t apply for me either. Fuck your system.

That’s my reasoning too. In fact, I wouldn’t care if a giant chain would go under because I stole bread and sausages, I am not going to just lie down and die because society says so.

I literally got caught doing that one time. I was in a really bad spot. I never stole for money or to resell, or for value like, I always went for food I was actually going to eat, and I even avoided the pricier brands because I didn’t want to be an asshole- I just wanted to survive, you know.

I grabbed a few smoked dried sausages and some bread, and went outside and ate them. Two plain clothes cops came up to me, “Where’d you get that?”, I was like, “This is my lunch”, and they said, “So, you didn’t nick that from the store right now?”, and I sat there silent for a moment and said, “Well… I’m not saying I did, but if I did say I nicked it from the store right now, what would theoretically happen to me?”, and the guy looked at me and the meager meal I had scrounged and said “let’s go”.

We went back into the store, and he went up to the cash register, and paid for my meal out of his own pocket. Then he motioned for us to leave, and then, as if he caught himself remembering that he needed to “do” something, he looked at the cashiers and then back at me and yelled at me- “AND DON’T DO IT AGAIN!”. But we were all good.

Best cop interaction of my life. If anything, I have never felt worse about stealing, because his pity really hit home to me how bad shape I was really in that time…