You don’t understand, I’m very concerned about the future for my child who I want to put no effort into raising. Why would I parent my kid when I can just have everything I don’t want them exposed to banned? I’m a responsible parent who’s definitely not just trying to enforce draconian puritanical standards I don’t follow on everyone else.

Iron Man 2: Iron Harder

Coffee is kind of like water, right?

It’s honestly a really fun game, but you have to teach people way slower than that. I have a couple training decks without all the card types to teach the basic concepts before ever getting into the complex stuff. Throwing someone in at the deep end like that just seems like a good way to make sure they never wanna play again.

It’s super easy, don’t worry. Now, each turn has 5 phases, each of which is further divided into multiple steps…

How much I actually work today is very dependant on how much work comes in for me to do. I expect I’ll have a few hours of downtime today though.

If it wasn’t before it is now!

He always does, what a great showdy

I hope that fish got put back in water right quick :(

They are delicious

The joke here is that the thread is marked NSFW, and you’re not sure what you’re going to get. It’s a risky click, is it a joke? A troll? No, it’s nothing. After the anticipation, the building heart rate, everything collapses into the sad truth that its just someone earnestly into mild drugs professing that into the ether.

That is a sicknasty keyboard

Sniff sniff

I put that on my resume

I’m in a bar right now disappointed in myself for choosing a dress today so I can’t get free drinks

I’d just start laughing and point at them.

Fun fact, SLS is the chemical that makes orange juice taste so bad after brushing your teeth.

You haven’t lived until you’ve had a glass of boxer milk with your chihuahua bacon

I may not fully agree with your chart, but i love the effort that went into this

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it