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Cake day: January 30th, 2026

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  • I wanted to start a rumor.

    Did you know that after Elons botched penis surgery, they implanted a tap to collect his semon. It’s why he keeps offering it to random women. But they have so much extra they are using it to condition all the steering wheels in Teslas.

    So everyone driving a Tesla is just giving the worlds biggest dick a handjob.