I’m in my very late 20s

I googled it and have no fucking clue dude

these anime things make no sense

unless you mean the CEO of sex part

Yeah that’s just an actor people decided to start calling the CEO of sex. Like sex is a videogame with numbered releases controlled and maintained by a single corporate corporate executive with direct development access.

Don’t worry about it. Your English is probably fine.

I’m high and also kinda struggled to understand it

I think this is the first time I’ve seen the word “libertinage”

do his ladybugs fry too

John Smith - Stable
Sarah Jarah - Stable
Bajabound - Homicidal Intent
Chris Cross - Stable

Sure, I can give you a government ID

it won’t be real or it won’t be mine

good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs

it takes months to get an actual government ID issued

if I have to wait that long,

I’m using a different website

dickhead

No, I was high.

Apologies. No hostility was intended.

I legit thought this was about George W Bush

Man, spambots in 2026 fucking suck

I miss them selling greymarket dickpills

Talk is cheap

Keep pretending that the NSA doesn’t already have a million backdoors in your proprietary garbage, Tim.

So-called “alpha-male” couldn’t walk in a straight line after some dental-grade anaesthetic.

Third language as you can tell, I hope.

I did this for my personal diary when I was in the psych ward

Except RTL, some nonsense words as sentence padding, and random roman alphabet characters here and there where appropriate

Took forever to write a few paragraphs, because I had to pre-memorize cyrillic going in and immediately write a-z in a random middle page once checked in.

Also took forever to read back to myself.

I really needed to be in that psych ward.

how many were built by 1838

I’d say the play here is to buy a new one and return the old one but do a label swap.

make sure to double check the labels before the swap

my stupid ass would 100% return the working unit by accident

“I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”

“Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again.”

I’m friday-night-high and I really enjoyed reading this.

Thank you, fartographer.

Why does this sound plausible

The “on average”-qualifier in there working like a lifeboat on a plane falling from the sky over the Sahara

Also

Does this man actually know what “gay” means?

Gemini is the name I gave my taint

No, we must build the Civilian Spine Shredder V1™ with a moral code so it can shred civilian spines morally.

in south africa piracy is also technically illegal

but I only heard of one case of someone being prosecuted

someone was filesharing a locally produced film and the director sued

that was over a decade ago, and there might have been other cases where people were prosecuted for digital piracy since

but uh… someone I know… has been rawdogging torrents for years, no VPN, no fancy router settings or whatever

zero complaints from Hollywood nor ISPs

I doubt the police service will bother doing anything about it anytime soon

“Okay, today we could either monitor the TCP traffic of some guy downloading terabytes of copyrighted adult films… or we could go stop a gang shootout and do some state brutality to innocent citizens on the way back…”

“…last one to the squad car has to use that old R4 with the fucked barrel!”