I really gotta pull the trigger on that Amazon cart with the drone and programmer socks

Useless until it can keep the middle finger in the air so it looks like a little horsie.

Also must have an articulable palm so it can palm something and pretend to poop

Really want a t-shirt with that stupid Marcus Aurelius bust and then this wonderfully horrible line below just to mess with the Broics

😔 I know.

That should go swimmingly

A.K.A. “ultrafiltered”, unless you mean milk-based protein drinks. The main brand I know is “Fair I’ll” and it’s quite nice, the 2% tastes like 3.25%

Rare case where I hope it’s AI because I want that not to be real

OK, I’ll bite. What’s Gal Godot good in?

Think of it like the difference between pulling your car’s registration info and tracking your car across thousands of Flock cameras. At some point, scale is qualitatively different.

Came here to make an HR Giger joke but this is much better