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Dick Dick (my Moby Dick/Dick Tracy crossover)

I’m cumming!

This is literally the first instruction God gives Adam and Eve. Do not eat the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Do not develop an independent sense of morality. What God says is the right thing at that time, and don’t you dare contradict him.

the government may be responsible for reissuing every American a new Social Security number at great cost

Has this department made our government efficient yet?

git (by itself) is no harder to host than SSH.

Kayfabe Presidency is a fucking fantastic punk band name.

Mmm, sometimes they blame the gays.