I object for the greek one.

We call it

Αμόγκους

Or

Αναμεσάμας

It is a condition where you are completely paralized and you can only observe things as they happen. No control of almost any muscles so no way to communicate with the outside world.

Man… Locked-in syndrome scares the shit out of me…

Why am I not surprised?

In general.

Can we please stop with the loss memes… I have seen 3 already! Come on!

Finally! We got the achivement!

Why I can only read this in Jixaw’s voice impersonating Jeremy Clarkson?

Yeah… Planed for execution.

If the message is small (eg. I am going out tomorrow. Wanna come?) like a yes/no answer, then that’s ok.

I mean of cource you will be sending a message in that case. It is just that I’d preffer you call if you can.

I personally preffer someone calling me rather than texting. I hate reading and the tone of the voice helps a lot to detect when someone is sarcastic or not. It is also faster. The only bad thing is that you have to specifically record in case soneone says something you need to remember.

It makes more sense to say workers

I did it and did not regret.

Man I just woke up what just happened with the jeans!?