All of the dumb with none of the charm

woah, easy on the math there, buddy. I’ve only got one brain cell that’s ping-ponging between my hemispheres

Fun fact, listening to wu tang now is like being in the 90’s and listening to songs from the 50’s

They fear the floss thong

You mean jissing

Sane take IMO, you have selected the medium podium well

Daaaad, I can’t pilot this thing!

Shut up, Meg

frist you get teh monies

Then yuo gte the plwer

Tehn uyo get th e weman

Wait, it’s buffalo wings?

That’s disgusting! I thought it was buffalo wangs

Finally, a useful life hack

The ratitties

You have created thank-worthy content

roast all weenie and sin from the world

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

it’s because 4 is a smaller number than 5 therefore the better price

i have a wide array of other savvy money saving tips

Thank you, that is very sensible pricing

I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy

What about after mewing?

Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?