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Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They’re dogs after all.

No, they are sandwiches
Tacos ftfy
Tacos are sandwiches, too
As much as I want it to run tall wise, there is clear evolutionary pressure to run longwise so the dog doesn’t fall out of the bun.
There is no way the hotdog could evolve sanding uprightThere’s precedent for tall:

If Amazing World of Gumball taught me anything it’s that hot dog men walk and run upright. It’s not up for debate, even.

Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔
Guardians too.
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