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Trapeze shartist
Take a bowel.
Chocolate rain!
Miscalculated fart
Here I sit broken hearted.
Life Goals
They are taking “shitpost” too literally.
Aaaaaand that’s enough internet for today…
When you’re doing a backflip and your sphincter starts to slip…
Thats amore
This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.
I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.
Wait trees make you shit? Or are you just always one fart away from disaster?