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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前

A strange charger

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A strange charger

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前
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    The exclamation mark makes it perfect.

    • cybervseas@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      Reminds me of ¡Jeb!

      • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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        8 个月前

        Please charge

  • ALQ@lemmy.world
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    I got a solid five seconds of laughter out of this and am still fighting a little chuckle.

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      …i haven’t laughed out loud for awhile, but this post and comment did it…

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    This seems like it should be in a Mel Brooks movie.

    • floofloof@lemmy.ca
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      It should be the title of a Mel Brooks musical.

    • bfg9k@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      May the Shwartz be with you

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    You get to charge your phone, Jews are involved somehow, what’s not to like? Lachiem!

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      Extra Jews for your battery!

  • Electrical Depth@lemmy.zip
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    This charger steals electricity

    • al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com
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      8 个月前

      That outlet was promised 3000 volts!

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Nah it gets electricity for free from the outlet and sells it to the device.

      • Electrical Depth@lemmy.zip
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        And it has a monthly subscription system for wireless charging.

  • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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    Just like iFunny, iSmart sounds like caveman speech

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      Iphone too.

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        8 个月前

        iBall

        • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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          8 个月前

          You mean my prosthetic ball that was designed in California by Apple?

    • Axolotl@feddit.it
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      Evething that’s called i[thing] sound shit

  • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Graphic design is my passion.

  • ⛓️‍💥@sh.itjust.works
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    They changed their logo

    • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
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      8 个月前

      Cowards!

      • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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        Unless the change was to rotate the logo 180 degrees

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          They capitalized the R

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      deleted by creator

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Someone in a meeting:

    I told you it’s “+Juice!”, not “+Jews!”!

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Ok but +juice! upside-down would be read as

      ia(upside-down c)!nrt

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      Ow, I heard choose so…

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    When you have a charger owner and a charger and the only smart thing is the charger 🤣

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      (It connects to the internet to tell the manufacturer exactly when you charge your phone)

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      yo dawg

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    I had socks that said “LOOP!” and I’d call them “James Bond socks”.

    • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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      Nice. I sometimes talk into my shoe, not because I’m James Bond, because its an escape plan to get out of conversations.

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        Appropriately enough, Get Smart! had characters talking into shoes

  • Devolution@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Glad the charger is Kosher.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s a play on +juice!

    • Getitupinyerstuffin'@lemmy.world
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      What is “+juice!”?

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Judaism isnt Zionism

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      I get that you were joking, but maybe don’t equate these two. Anyhoo, have a good day!

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      Intelligence is a lost skill.

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