• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.

    TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.

    FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.

    MONEY NOW!

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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      1 month ago

      I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!

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        1 month ago

        HOW DID I FORGET ABOHT THE UNICORNS? THIS PERSON IS RIGHT OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO SAVE THE UNICORNS YOU GIBE MONEY NAO.