Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoNever count your chickens before they hatchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1246arrow-down144
arrow-up1202arrow-down1imageNever count your chickens before they hatchlemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up62arrow-down1·1 month agoI read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·1 month agoReally horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7 Really horny and really gay: Stamets I don’t think there’s anyone else here
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoHaven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions. Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 month agoI blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoMaybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareGriffus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoBest block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down11·1 month agoYou have low standards if you consider this a joke.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 month agoPeople named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down7·1 month agoEven I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
minus-squarefaintwhenfree@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 month agoWell i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down3·1 month ago Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting Aneurysm posting even.
minus-squareSeptugenarianSenate@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month ago“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad fuck I mean luck”
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoOf course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoYou just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·1 month agoNah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI’m not your bud, amigo.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·1 month agoI’m not your amigo, friend.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI’m not your friend, chum.
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoI didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·1 month agoThere’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don’t think there’s anyone else here
I’m bi, do I straddle them both?
better than grimreaper
Haven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.
Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
Maybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
Aneurysm posting even.
“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad
fuckI mean luck”Of course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
I’m not your bud, amigo.
I’m not your amigo, friend.
I’m not your friend, chum.
I’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.