• YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world
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      Depends on if you are going to commit a crime or not. I don’t think they can ask defendants to moon the jury to see if that is the ass that committed a crime or not.

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        In that case, witnesses would be presented with a lineup of various suspect asses.

        • YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world
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          Better hope you don’t have any moles or anything identifiable on your ass, or if you do maybe get it removed after the crime to throw off any witnesses.