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This is just a hospital gown for ghosts.
Why would humans wear pants? They already have hair. I know it’s just a joke, but it just doesn’t pass the bar of the minimal suspension of disbelief necessary to actually enjoy the humor.
fish, though
Hah, nice try, alien trying to pass as a human.
The second one, but opposite
Yes, but it also has to cover the feets, otherwise the pants will just fall of all the time.
Nsfw pls, dat ass…
PHAT. JUICY. SUMPTUOUS!!!
Come ON, obviously they’d be on the arms too. Just like horse pants!!
It depends on the situation.
Is the second one formal?
Video conference mode
Wouldn’t you wear them on the back?
Depends on if you are going to commit a crime or not. I don’t think they can ask defendants to moon the jury to see if that is the ass that committed a crime or not.
In that case, witnesses would be presented with a lineup of various suspect asses.
Better hope you don’t have any moles or anything identifiable on your ass, or if you do maybe get it removed after the crime to throw off any witnesses.
Obviously the second option.
How would he ever get dat ass into the pants? Be realistic, OPdeleted by creator
Only wear a pant on the human through one leg and arm. Worn on the left side of the human if right handed or on the right side of the human if wrong handed. This is for comfort reason when grabbing the genitals to excrete waste.
Lol… Clever joke
Neither. Pants are worn on the head.
