• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      2 days ago

      Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws … your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.