Ez! Find your local CIA agent, exchange the gold for cocaine, go to you local financial district, exchange the cocaine for stocks, sell them immediately at double the price (that’s just how the market works when all are motivated by greed), pay capital gain taxes, cash out at a local bank that will charge you like 10% in fees (+10% for the local FBI agent that doesn’t want to believe), weight the money, it’s exactly 107 bald eagles.
I’d probably take the cash since I don’t know how to turn gold bars into money. It’s never come up before!
Ez! Find your local CIA agent, exchange the gold for cocaine, go to you local financial district, exchange the cocaine for stocks, sell them immediately at double the price (that’s just how the market works when all are motivated by greed), pay capital gain taxes, cash out at a local bank that will charge you like 10% in fees (+10% for the local FBI agent that doesn’t want to believe), weight the money, it’s exactly 107 bald eagles.
It hasn’t come up for me either. What a weird coincidence!
🫵 alt account
I am absolutely no one’s alt account unless you count my abandoned .ml account of the same name.
im joking that
means that u two are the same person
On re-reading your comment, I should have picked up on that.