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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Golly! That sure is swell, Billy.

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Golly! That sure is swell, Billy.

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    I have several questions:

    • do they appear on all of his shirts simultaneously or just on this shirt that he wore at the time?
    • where do the marks go if he sells or gifts this shirt away?
    • what happens if he tries ro tamper wirh the marks?
    • did he really kill what seems to be at least five dogs in one afternoon with his bike? Or did he not change his shirt in a week of spreading murder and terror on his neighborhood streets?
    • how on earth did he manage to kill what seems to be a seal with his bike?
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      how on earth did he manage to kill what seems to be a seal with his bike?

      ::: spoiler fs4xjdEZHHOUmRI.jpg :::

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      how did he manage to kill a seal with his bike?

      …with a kiss from a rose?

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        BAABYYY!

        • tetris11@feddit.uk
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          I compare you to a sniff from a nose on the bed

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      They appear on all of his shirts because he has only one shirt

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        Yeah look at Jimmy Two Shirts here

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      deleted by creator

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        Doesn’t the shirt just grow with him, or at least with the number of animals he kills, with the implication that he has to kill more as he gets older or fatter?

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    Billy killed a horse with his bicycle. Do not fuck with Billy.

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      A sea lion too! Which is equally impressive for other reasons!

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    That feeling 10 years later when you wake up hungover, don’t remember driving back from the party and there’s a new picture of a child in a Halloween costume on your shirt.

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      “Huh, he looks just like me.”

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        Huh I don’t remember eating that

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      plot twist: they were all kids in halloween costumes

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    Why does my shirt have so many mosquitos and flies?

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      Mine has a bunch of fucking noobs all over it

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    Where is their other friend Johnny, and why is Johnny’s face on the back of the shirt?

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    “I call it ‘the Food Chain’. It’s the chain I use to propel my motorcycle!”

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    Is this bone hurting juice or is that different

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