Diogenes enters the chat, and pisses all over it.

I shit, therefore I post

This implies that philosophers aren’t feral, which is certainly arguable

I’ll buy the feral part.

Philosophers are domesticated shitposters.

If you learned to eat lentils you would have more time to shitpost.

To post or not to post ?

How are you doing, my philo sophers?

Whilst, yeah, gotta agree that there’s often a Trojan Horse / Dadaism element to a lot of shitposts I still mostly enjoy the people who stumble across them and take them at face value.

Folks, look at the community and check yourself before you wreck yourself - or don’t, and continue to provide entertainment for me with your socio-political hot takes in the face of abstract absurdity.

…just visceral*