ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square115linkfedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down16
arrow-up11.13Karrow-down1imageThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square115linkfedilink
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·1 month agoWell, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoMeanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan: “I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Per hour.
I need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
Well, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
Meanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan:
“I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”