Hope y’all are coping better than me.
What?
I don’t get it.
It’s mainly the fact that someone not only came up with this and then pitched it but then it was greenlit.
I just happened to be having a mental breakdown and this shocked me so much it brought me out of a panic attack.
What shocked you? What are we looking at?
So we’re just gonna ignore fuckin dorito flavored beef jerky huh? Aight.
Mate I have still no idea what the problem is. Should I know that thing or rather what it should look like? I do not.
I am not really familiar enough with either product to have developed any strong feelings about them.
I get that but the idea of taking snack food, grinding it into a powder, then coating beef jerky with it is fuckin insane to me.
It’s the kind of combination that only exists as a capitalist marketing tactic in an oversaturated market filled with shit no one asked for or needed.
One more garbage product and we’ll truly have summoned Beelzebub with the unholy Trinity.
Bit late, the fat orange cunt is in the Whitehouse.
i know is probably hyperbole but please dont kill anyone over some beef jerky
Yeah I’m not gonna be murdering anyone anytime soon I’m just dramatic
I mean i have some requests if you change your mind
Username checks out
If you do reconsider your career, i hear there are a lot openings in DC.
Dear Dorito’s,
What about just selling bags full of your dust? You could put it on chicken or fish…
I’ve unironically crushed up doritos to use as a breading for fried chicken before
What did you use to make it stick to the chicken
Just a basic egg wash
You want to do a light dusting of flower first, then the egg wash, then your crunchy layer. Makes everything stick much better and results in a better crunch.
I can assure you, I am not. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
