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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Shart, not fart

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Shart, not fart

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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • null@slrpnk.net
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    1 year ago

    Need baby shoes?

    • doleo@lemmy.one
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      That you, Hemmingway?

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        Yes, it’s an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:

        For sale: baby shoes, too small.

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          Isn’t it: For sale: baby shoes, never worn

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            That’s the saddest 6 word story.

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            Is this Loss?

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              Not sure if you’re just doing the prompt or really asking, but I’ve never heard the 6 word story given a name, so I’m not sure

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          But how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size… Am I missing the point?

          And, wouldn’t this be the real sad story? “For sale, baby shoes, too big”

          Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?

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            Am I missing the point?

            Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.

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            It’s decidedly not sad – I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.

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        then who was shoe?

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        *Hemmmingway

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      Stained baby shoes

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