Check his basement. I bet kitty is in his basement.

The van has been either:

1. pushed off a transport aircraft at 20,000 feet
2. stranded in the desert
3. in the middle of an active war zone in Yemen
4. is inside an animal habitat filled with wild gorillas
5. is balancing on the edge of a mountainous cliff
6. at the bottom of a deep lake
7. has somehow been placed into a stable orbit around the earth

I hope your dad has a very specific set of skills. Skills to help find kitties.

I can only imagine Charlie and Mac sitting in the back eating chips… and discussing the leather shop they plan to open in Arizona.

It puts the lotion on its skin…

Good luck! Kitties often get lost in places like basements and deep holes they can’t get out of on their own. So you should expect to search something like a basement, a dungeon, maybe some kind of other small, enclosed space.