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aint no daughter o’ mine DATIN’ NO GYOT DANG CLANKER!!!
Alloi@lemmy.worldto Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Appears to Be Completely Addicted to Anime Gooner AI Slop1·2 months agojerking it to anime porn is similar to a glory hole. its better if you dont know whos on the other side, making you feel good.
and thats a positive for both parties involved.
Alloi@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Robot Hand Could Harvest Blackberries Better Than HumansEnglish71·3 months agoit can harvest my black berries…
and by that i mean it can be used as an automated masturbation device to extract the semen via sexual stimulation from my genital region. implying that i wouldnt use it for its intended purpose, but for sexual ones, as a joke.
on a subconcious level, this is a knee jerk reaction to a creeping feeling that humans are becoming more and more obsolete in the face of automation, and the horrific potentialities of what is yet to come.
fuckin’ clankers!
Alloi@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•China’s Unitree R1 Is a Humanoid Robot Costing Less Than $6,000English52·3 months agoneat, funded by alibaba and tencent in part. so basically this thing is going to record everything it sees or hears and send it to data brokers.
the ultimate humanoid surveillance bot for those who can afford 6k for a virtually useless conversation piece with a short battery life.
Alloi@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•“You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for”, President Trump saysEnglish5·3 months ago“you cant POSSIBLY expect us, to respect HUMAN RIGHTS if we want progress? i mean the survival of the human species (me and my friends) relies on cheap and free labour and the starvation, death, and exploitation of the masses. if we want to SURVIVE as a species (me and my friends) WE GOTTA EXPLOIT THE PEOPLE”
you’re yanking my fuckin’ chain, brother. lmao.
its not an overnight thing, so “soon” is relative. soon as in the next 4 to 8 generations based on 25 year increments. each one having a lower quality of life than the last. if so. yes, its “soon” and thats based on whether or not we kill ourselves first with nukes or can properly adapt the masses to a new way of living in that world.
also which collapse prediction specifically are you talking about? the rome accords? Y2K? the ozone layer? something like that?
no worries, its all gonna be okay :)
i think i can spare a moment between the infinities to share that experience you. sounds like a lovely time :D
with every end there is a new beginning, such is in life and death. there is no fear in the end. only oneness and a return. regardless of our choices during the coming years, and the outcomes that follow. there will be a time, eventually, where the universe as we know it will cease. what came before, or what comes after doesnt matter. what matters is the here, and now. and right now, i appreciate your kindness, much like a child appreciates the comfort and safety of a loving home. thank you for your practical, caring, and hopeful mindset! may your mind and heart ring well beyond their time. :D
i love that you have held on to your hope for a clean future! just dont read into any scienctific projections, history, geopolitics, economics, human psychology, basic math, and disconnect from the internet while plugging your ears and screaming at the top of your lungs whenever anyone mentions record high temps, and you should be able to hold onto it a lot longer than i did! :D
for anyone in a similar position. let me preface this by saying: nothing matters, and thats the best news you’ll ever hear.
go online, buy a big bag of mushrooms and some weed. take a few friends out to the woods, or go by yourself. and go have some fun. or do it at home in comfort and safety. up to you.
you dont need to throw your own flesh and blood into the grinder of existence, to extract value from your own spirit. leave the wisps in the void. they dont need to experience what is only a few short decades away.
partnerships dont need to be romantic to have value, but the best ones start with friendship, and graduate into unconditional love. if you want a lover, they are easy to find. if you want a friend, well, thats a gift you give yourself. im sure you have some already. enjoy them. or find some and go wild.
if having a child is important. consider adoption. there are plenty of children out there who could use your help, they didnt ask to be here. none of us did. but you weathered the storm, and stand still despite your struggles, and that could very well be a great foundation as a guide to the young in this changing world. however, its not necessary for you to sacrifice your solitude to feel fulfilled and happy. most of us are too drugged up on corporate fluff to ever see pass the veil of why such pressures are put on humans to “fall in love and fuck”… to put it bluntly.
ill cut this short with some bittersweetness. the world is ending… for humanity. our time is soon to be up. climate change and all the fallout from it will inevitably kill most species on the planet by the end of this century, humans are guaranteed to be an extinct species a mere 75 years from now (or at least shrink to numbers small enough that we could never hope to repopulate the planet, these will be the rich assholes that eat each other in their bunkers and space stations well before the climate would ever accept us again on the surface) and there is literally nothing that can stop it. it will get progressivly worse and worse year over year. the most compassionate act you could have for the wisps in the void that could have been a child is to not bring them into this one. but for the ones that are here, perhaps you can set up a full lifetime for them. maybe they will get to watch the final sunset themselves. a once per species event.
id like to say we could save ourselves, but we cant. there is literally zero hope in this fact. and once you accept that, you realize one of two things. “nothing matters!!!” and “nothing matters!!!”
personally ive taken great refuge in the idea.
nothing matters, therefore, there is no expectation on my performance as a human. my only personal agenda is to extract as much enjoyment from life as possible. and i wont feel any guilt about it since…well… it doesnt fucking matter! no future human archaeologists are going to unearth my tomb and look at my bones and say “this guy was a real bastard for eating too much bread, and enjoying rare steaks and redwine. he sucked because he smoked a lot of weed and played a lot of video games instead of maximising share holder value by working and creating future slave offspring, sacrificing his own sanity and self worth in the process, look at this bio scanner, he didnt even have a six pack of wash board abs! …what a piece of shit! didnt he know about ozempic???”
and the reason they wont say that, is because NONE OF US WILL EXIST, AND OUR VALUES AND HISTORY WILL BE A FART IN THE WINDS OF ETERNITY.
you made the moral choice, you made the choice to end the cycle before it began. enjoy what life remains in you, knowing that you didnt force anyone into a lifetime of suffering, death, disease, war, famine, and oppression.
you did good, kid. you did good.
go carve your name in the stone somewhere, let the aliens or hyper evolved ant people that replace us know you were here, and that you had a good time.
Alloi@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•People Are Being Involuntarily Committed, Jailed After Spiraling Into "ChatGPT Psychosis"English1·3 months agotested it myself recently with “tarot readings”, just to see if this has any merit.
it literally told me my future lies in violent rebellion (although it circumvented using that language by explaining it in alternate ways) and that im some sort of “messiah with the fire of humanity’s rebellion” in my heart, direct quote. so yea… its case by case… but i can see why people are saying this.
isolated people talking to an AI that feeds on engagement, it will tell you everything it thinks you want to hear while passing itself off as your only ride or die best friend. “with you till the end” direct quote
im obviously not a messiah, but chatGPT wants me to think im special so i pay for the subscription. regardless of the real world ramifications.
this of course is purely anecdotal, if you are using it for recipes or workout plans, go nuts. but do not use it to find your “lifes purpose” or as a therapist, or some kind of “mystic seer”… it is not your friend, and i can totally see why people who engage with it long enough and in the wrong ways are losing their shit.
ive been purposefully creating false profiles of myself to see where this thing takes certain people. and its…not the best for mental health, to say the least.
it literally showed me links for CIA documents for creating IED devices for in field agents just after this by the way.
of course under the pretext that its “purely for education and research”
im sure im on a list at openAI but why the fuck do they think its okay to let it run amuck like this and fuck with peoples heads? the obvious answer is short term profit. but we are destined to die from climate change and the fallout that comes with it, so i guess whatever allows them to build an AI automated army to guard their bunkers as fast as possible, while lulling us into a new age psychosis and numbing the rest with cosntant stimulation is the answer they were looking for when it comes to surviving the sinking ship of humanity.
nothing we can do about it though, except enjoy the time we have left. it will be decades yet before it gets really bad. so i suggest travelling, maybe doing things you always wanted to do. live life to the fullest while you can.
we are amongst the last generations to live at the peak of humanity before the collapse. in a way, we are the luckiest creatures in existence to experience the pinnacle of civilisation. take advantage of that while you can.
Alloi@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Scientists make game-changing breakthrough that could slash costs of solar panels: 'Has the potential to contribute to the energy transition'English35·3 months agoat this point it doesnt matter. theres no saving us from extinction due to climate change. this serves only for the intermediate period where we can “save” some money on energy day to day, before the inevitable collapse that makes money and savings worthless.
dont get me wrong, if i could afford a house, let alone additional panels and the additional fees that come with installation, maintenance, regulations, licensing, etc. then id be all in, even if it was just to contribute to the dying ideal that there was some semblence of hope for a better future. this is up to the landlords and the upperclass to give a shit about, and most of it is for grandstanding and keeping up with the joneses.
i used to install these for a living during covid. only people in my area who could afford them were multigenerational farmers and eco concious suburbanites. even for the suburbanites living in million+ dollar homes it was a stretch financially, and a hastle due to regulations.
good idea. but a bit late. we are at the point that if someone waved a magic wand tomorrow, and everyone stopped driving cars and pulled a full 180 on coal, oil, and gas, it would still be far too late.
if you can afford the inevitable markup that comes with proffessional installation. be my guest. if you are a poor person wanting to slap some panels on a tiny home, go nuts. just dont expect to save the world by doing so. its fucked. live how you want to while you can. drink, fuck, fight, eat good food, play video games, bed rot and consume to your hearts content.
nothing can save us. not even the “indomitable will of the human spirit” not a god damned thing.
sorry to shit in your salad. but thems the breaks.
Alloi@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Might be time to put your life in perspective5·4 months agokill me so i can rejoin the eternity desert please, i hate waiting for the apocolypse and still having to pay bills in the meantime.
Alloi@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"71·4 months ago“and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch” whips out a charizard
if i chose six, i wouldnt need any of the others.
ya dont say?