Who is this “we” you are lumping us all into?

Well, wait a few months.

They won’t. A single man only exposed the bipartisan fascist plan to take over the country.

Uh oh, you shouldn’t have spent so much time in that tanning salon.

I don’t need to know what you did to know my job

Gonna be easy to highjack when all autonomous semi trucks take over

Protest from, but they don’t quit.

Dazzle transforms your camera into a proactive assistant that understands you, what you need help with, and what you like.

Jfc.

Running from your fascist government? Better not be in the background of anyone’s photos

Just Texas things

Fancy way to say layoff.

I get those ads on the actual TV part, but I never use that part.

It’s also only had the internet once (that I know of) so the ads are comically old

Same as it ever was.

Yes

Depends on who wins the election

It’s never been allowed internet access. I suppose it could be looking for open networks 😳

Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.

Y’all think my 2017 is okay? 😬

If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)