Good. Where to we sign up to fund their efforts lol
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe, born just in time to join a crew of road pirates!
Doing Gods work
Damn defo inside jobs. Won’t be surprised if the fucking suits start demanding HR to double-check applicant bonafides (where I live, applying for a job requires you must have a clean slate – no police records – and plenty of government IDs).
New era of pinkertons with shotguns riding in back with the pallets of RTX coming
Top Kek
Turns out the most profitable AI business model is stealing the hardware before anyone can spend billions teaching it to hallucinate. Wall Street calls that an asset light strategy. Nvidia calls it demand. The thieves call it same day delivery.
Admit it: you had fun with that
OP is an AI bot, so I doubt any fun was had.
Huh, checked out their profile and you might be right. Ironic that most of their recent posts are about AI
I hate that this is a thing. An AI bot posting about AI things on one of the least AI friendly places on the internet and getting to the “frontpage”.
It’s all fucked.
Hell, I had fun with that!
Wall Street calls that an asset light strategy. Nvidia calls it demand. The thieves call it same day delivery.
That’s a very AI way of phrasing it.
The profit margins must be great.
Holy shit computer hardware road pirates in the year of our lord 2026. What a wacky world we live in
Don’t forget datacenters being bombed as military targets.
Completely valid consider they’re being used as both propaganda hubs and to designate targets by multiple sides.
Thats what happens when you pushbhardware to be more expensive than gold
A new “back to the their roots” fast and furious movie. Instead of A/V gear it’s GPUs this time
Damn, beat me to it. The Fast & The Furious truck hijacking is one of my “what part of a movie hasn’t aged well” go-to responses. They were stealing shipments full of millions of dollars of ultra high-end, top-of-the-line, super high-tech… DVD players? The same DVD players that are like $5 for an entire pallet on eBay now?
How does the value of equipment nowadays make it not age well? They were still worth a lot during the time the film is set.
See it as a quaint historical drama.
Same will hold true for GPUs in 20 years time. People will laugh as they watch from their quantum computers.
I hope I quantum leap the fuck into a different universe
oh, boy!
I Think this too! Redo fast and furious with GPU!
Still kinda A/V gear.
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Made this fridge magnet years ago and it’s suitable to our current times.
Just had to hunt the comments for this one. I knew someone would not let me down.
Cyberpunk Lore predicted much. Stealing hardware from a vehicle convoy was definitely a mission.
Knocking the AV out of the sky via emp cost about 120 million eddies.
grand-theft-GPU
You have to steal the hardware IRL before you can play the game on it.
Things are getting kinda cyberpunk out here in The Sprawl.
FAST and FURIOUS - Opening Scene Car Chase
From DVD players to GPUs in a generation
Fast and Furious Betamax!
In that movie they were stealing VCRs, weren’t they? Makes me feel a billion years old
Stealing VCRs are a gateway drug to becoming an enemy to multiple countries and driving in space.
How may eddies for a haul choom?
So they get paid selling the “stolen” hardware and insurance fraud on top of it. And still nobody does anything.
