The last 51 weekends told me. Burn
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Preach, sister! And also show more boobs.
As we see tit?
Adjacent: I wear no hat and no hair.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•GTA6 is gonna be crazy 🔥English
9·2 months agoCan it be Fascist and Furious? Please.
And the STONK market is going BONK’rs
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Technology@lemmy.world•Hisense TVs force owners to watch intrusive ads when switching inputs, visiting the home screen, or even changing channels — practice infuriates consumers, brand denies wrongdoingEnglish
11·2 months agoI haven’t had a Tv in years but not because I wanna be cool or some shit but I don’t want to have one of these intrusive machines in the middle of my house. I already have enough of those.
Edit: NOT because 🫣
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Next up I'll deep fry your car keysEnglish
9·2 months agoProper breading and overall shape retention. Optimus Fried
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Giving credit to the people who maintain our roadsEnglish
9·2 months agoIf we set it on fire we can resolve at least three issues;
- The dark.
- Clearing the street.
- Needing more cones.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Claude Code deletes developers' production setup, including its database and snapshots — 2.5 years of records were nuked in an instantEnglish
12·2 months agoSiri: “sure! I’ll go right ahead and permanently delete everything.”
…Ahhh…ah
It looks flirty IMO
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You both agree that you made a mistake. Now it's time to correct itEnglish
18·2 months agoJust sent this meme to my kids. Let’s see if they start packing their shit.
After a quick search I only found some with ladies that where size 23 US shoes.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Highly recommend this and can confirm that it worksEnglish
6·2 months agoThis is good for forklift drivers. Coughing is bad for their work.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Reality-breaking revealEnglish
9·2 months agoSomething about parking his peter or something.
Step foot? 🤣
That sign is the highest quality object in the yard.

Cute fridge magnets