JapaneseJudas

As much as literally any other fruit, but people have needlessly strong and opposing opinions about it? Yeah… that tracks

As a florida man I guess the alligators are just extra spicy because we have MOST of these here.

Is this a reference to somsthing?

Are we strokeposting now?

Truth

Needs more beans

Pass, but thanks for the offer!

I know this is a shitpost, but as someone who has both sucked dicks and eaten pussy it’s disingenuous to act like it’s the same to go down on an unshaven version of each.

I don’t care if you don’t shave if you have a vagina, and aesthetically I don’t really have a preference, but I enjoy eating a shaved/waxed pussy a lot more. It’s a sensory thing. I don’t like having a mouthful of wet pubes. For the dicks I’ve sucked this is a non-issue either way.

Barked beans