The Real King Gordon

100% High Quality Shitpost

O yeah? Well your wife’s homemade pants are poor quality and her bonnet is crooked.

Tomato, tomahto.

RIP. Please let this restore our timeline to normalcy.

The nose is in on it too.

Why is his face going two different directions?

Hello fellow old person. I too miss things that just work.

Dude you need to up your life a bit. Dontchathink?

Ftfy: Move Fast and Kill Children

That stuff can cause canker sores. I switched to SLS free toothpaste and dont get them anymore.

My wife says i have uniquely prepared her to substitute teach 7-8th graders.

I am proud of this achievement.

Cant even wear a fucking hat lookin-ass.

Imagine how easy it would be to be if elongated muskrat kept his mouth shut.

No

Yes. Clearly he didnt shill enough for tesler. Try harder next time!

What does it spell? “STOP DRIVING! You can’t see for shit!”

This is actually an improvement over real life.

Bro built like a deep breath.

Kaptain Ketamine

Bro built like a deep breath.