The Real King Gordon
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Cake day: June 17th, 2023
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The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do I have to? Ok, fine...
6·2 months agoPure poetry.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•today is the first a day in inside of whole life where i have the confidence to walk 🥲
15·2 months agotoday is the first a day in inside of whole life where i have the confidence to walk 🥲
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Get ready to die for oil (again)!
74·3 months agoTroll account. Block and move on.
Stupid sexy Flandish.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Tesla profit tanked 46% in 2025 | TechCrunchEnglish
5·4 months agoFar out.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Stay safe. This map of ICE is much worse than dealing with just snow
6·4 months agoThe map shows areas of less dildo to more dildo. Be careful out there!
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You definitely didn't want her to pick you up
24·4 months agoThat is the saddest life story i have ever had the displeasure to read.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•new haircut, felt cute, might delete later idk
1·5 months agodeleted by creator
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Don't let his sacrifice be for nothing
14·5 months agoDo the “Holy Ghost” next!
Talking bout your title, dude.
There ARE stupid people.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Fever dream phone. Also, no apps.
32·7 months agoThe lack of a real app store with real apps is what killed it imho.
100% High Quality Shitpost
O yeah? Well your wife’s homemade pants are poor quality and her bonnet is crooked.
Tomato, tomahto.
RIP. Please let this restore our timeline to normalcy.


Lol yes. Fuck bezos.