Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone in the Ass

Even better, using it to wipe the crud from your eyes because you just woke up

Can I pee on him before and after?

I’ve found the wrong Herbal Essences orgasm commercial

Ok, so what’s your solution, surely if you have the gall to attack someone else for providing advice you have a better solution so tell us?

Idk what she’s complaining about, he even added a garnish of pepper on the mac for her.

This dude is a regular goddamn Bobby flay.

Looks like what I would expect

Quantitative easing.

The same shit that put us right here after the GFC

Does this work for both Apple and Android?

“You just don’t like Black culture, and look down on Black people for their dialects.”

Proving me right about the weakness I see.

It’s weak and confirmist.

Never before in the history of generational slang has there been a consensus to self censor and there’s not even a good reason for it.

It’s as if your generation decided to do it because you could escape online moderation on other platforms by willingly choosing to censor yourself before someone else has the chance to which is… inherently pathetic.

Oh we know…

Are you afraid to offend someone by typing the word ass?

I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re trying to use it to concept test something related to aero for the x-37

I still don’t understand why people aren’t using ublock in 2026.

I mean the best way to keep prisoners content is to never let them know they’re in a prison 🤷

It’s ironic because no one can prove that our universe and existence there-in is not an identical hellscape used to power the ai of some larger more superior form of sentience.

The only meat I like to eat pure is the flesh of my enemies.

I have no need to savor the taste of my superiority over a cow or turkey.

Do you stick him up the ass of your enemies?

Because yeah, that’s probably not great.

What about erotic old man yaoi body horror?