I wouldn’t call myself woke and I’m not happy. This is NONSENSE!

Why are people not repulsed by his supporters?

In Zambia they only work 3 days a week so it could take longer than you think.

This sounds like the worst rap lyric of all time.

You’re telling me we shouldn’t have trusted a sentient Annabelle doll in a t-shirt and jeans with the safety of defenseless children? Is THAT what you’re telling ME!? … Well, yeah, actually, that makes a lot of sense.

You mean we shouldn’t have put our children’s safety in the waxy grasp of a sentient Annabel in a t-shirt and jeans?

A wizard of Oz moment would be great here.

Don’t you see, Dorothy? You were born without limbs! You were a quadruple amputee all along!

As someone with years of sobriety now, here’s some truth: There’s a lag in results to your efforts in this world. The 6 months before and you getting sober are you at your worst by their very nature and that’s what your employer lived with. The 6 months navigating new sobriety are very difficult and you change A LOT without realizing it. Oftentimes this changes relationships resulting in them ending.

You sound like you’re well aware that if you pick up that bottle you may not get the chance to put it down again so I’ll leave that alone. There is not a single thing alcohol cannot make worse with time. Even the relief you get from taking it is temporary being replaced with a longing and existential dread while you wait for the next opportunity.

He figured it out on Youtube. Using Youtube, you too can become a quadruple amputee and murderer!

Yes but 100% of professional cornholers are murderers so what does that tell you about the sport?

So the spyware will be built into American-made routers. Got it.

I’d probably try because I’m strong-headed like that but halfway through I’d just walk out.

They’re in control but reaching them is something best done by people like them in my experience.

Logic only goes so far, clearly.

Also a fun fact: you could also just not drink and drive or allow others to drink in your car.

That’s insane but as an alcoholic I can absolutely see someone doing it.

Some are social butterflies who have to be out and about but talk about not learning lessons.

Literally every person here man or woman had the same exact thought. Don’t let them shame you for being a pervert.

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Polly Pissface

What a lazy pile of baby. Useless. Toss it in the river until it makes 200xs the poverty level.

Honestly, it may not be drivable but you could set up mobile crematoriums for people’s loved ones in a pop up format and make a tidy little business provided you can clear the $10k the truck is worth daily.